hayy

WATCH THIS:

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a250595203319a9012033c2cc5c001f

AND

BEAAZZEEE

t gunz

t gunz and everyone else who's graduating soon-go apply at trader joe's, man. i know a guy who works there. you get full health insurance and drunk on the job apparently. and his coworkers are fucking aweeesomeee. 10% off on food but its not like it wasnt already hella cheeeeeeap.

anyways hi guys. if you're going to be in the city during break holla at a girl, i'll feed you cause i wont be eating, im doing master cleanse (let's just say i had A WEEKEND and there are mucho toxins in my body)...dogman and i went to a party in flatbush last night and had a real gas. i ate four pieces of fried chicken. we ate rainbow cupcakes and dogman got in the Q tracks and scared me.


im thinking maayybbe coming up before culture shock. if anything worthwhile is happ'nin.

uncle jesse and i are considering having a passover party but if any of you fuckers bring your stupid fucking friends who fuck up my shit and threaten barakula or uncle jesse and attempt to break my plasma tv with your foot i will disown your ass. otherwise...matzoh ball soup and matzoh farfel and a shit load of wine. and dancing.


have fun on your break...assholes...mine doesn't start til april...going to a jew-populated school does that....

also i flavor tripped today at that revolving store front at 303 grand. first of all the berries are bullshit, get the tablet. i ate limes and they tasted like gummies, i ate goat cheese and it tasted like cheesecake, i drank gatorade and it tasted like liquid jolly ranchers.

i need to get my shit together, who's with me?

love

miss b.

for greg

Hey yo Greg, you still check grime tracks out? This one sounds pretty awesome in headphones. I got drunk the other night and listened to it two-times. Thought you might dig. Newham Generals, they're called, seems the scene's all about them now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50B3ZifbyjQ

yo dogz

Wattup my purchase brethren. How goes the bricked bonanza? Thanks for the invite, Salman. I'll do my best to do right by this forum and get it done. Have you guys seen these videos? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjZR1Rjj_p0 If not, your life just got a little more fulfilled.

I also saw this flick called Gomorrah at the IFC Center yesterday, and I highly recommend it to all my fellow Wire fans in the BDC. It's like the Wire in Italy, minus the character development. Just the fucked up shit without the reason why. Keep an eye out for it on DVD or (shhhhh....torrent).

What else can I say... the job market still sucks, I'm pondering becoming a pimp because supposedly the only two growing markets in America right now are liquor and callgirls. If any of you guys have a good business sense, I'll start beefing up my backhand and we can split it 60/40 (it was my idea). I'll let everyone else buy shares.

Over an' out for now. Let me know if any of you guys feel like rolling through my spot. All are welcome on an open door basis. Aight. Adios.

Sometimes People Make a War

Yo Patdog put me on to this, if you haven't seen it you absolutely have to. It's this video by Hungarian "rapper" called Speak, it's not a joke but it's hilarious. It's as if his influences are only Puff Daddy adlibs. Check it:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIf7_ZDGSHQ

There's also a video called "Hold On" with some tubby bitch wearing angel wings

hello from brooklyn

hello strangers. i have been awfully busy. some projects of mine:


where's my phone? is my tumblr. i update this kind of frequently with weird shit i find weird.

salt n pepper is a blog my girl alee and i started. i am particularly fond of this article i wrote.

I LOVE NEW YORK is my latest film. It's a documentary about Valentine's Day. I basically just interviewed disaffected 20somethings in Brooklyn about their views on love and V-Day. Just finished the intro. it's gonna be cute. let you know when that happens. premiere at my spot.

so, i hope all you seniors are doing well and working hard, partying hearty, staying warm.

I am trying to figure out how to rock crutches and an iPod and a puffer jacket at the same time. it's so hard.

anyhow much love.

also- anyone wanna come with me to DC when it gets warmer? say April-ish, during my spring break? who's down!? i'll be staying at my bestie, Adam's place at GW for the most part but let's do it.

POST OR DIE

so it seems that no one has anything import to say.... interesting. i don't have anything interesting to say either but you should all check out this video cuz its sick and you know you loved it when it came out.

beaazzzeee

no one reads this

but my y2k party is on!!
jangula confirmed
separate coat/smoking room that overlooks manhattan and brooklyn

we're gonna party into februaryyyyy!

JAN 31
drinking from 10-11:30, DJed by Miss Botsford and Uncle Jesse playing the hits '94-'00
dancing 11:30ish til dawn, DJed by Jangula

i'm going to dress as the y2k bug!

dogman please be justin timberlake for my party

that is all i love you dearly

look on the facebook invite for directions

YO guys i saw notorious tonight and it was great. i went to the loews on west 84th and there was a line out the door 30 minutes before it even started showing. someone smoked a blunt in the theatre, it smelled like lavender hand soap and sage.

everyone sang along to all the biggie songs. including me, the lone JAP. so yeah i really liked it. its not like my favorite movie ever but it was pretty objective and awesome. they didnt play that brooklyn go hard song i like so much, though. you should go see what will probably be the first blockbuster of 2009 though.

i really recccooommeennddddd it to y'all but you know what i dont reccomend? barbecue tofu. that was gross. really just avoid anything in a plastic container from that organic bodega on n 11th and driggs.


okkkk so
i hope you guys can make it to my y2k party on the 24th! arie L's bday is then so woo woo.

i know its the first weekend back but blah blah purchase is the same old bullshit come to bk, crash here, spike your hair or wear a crop top, jangula is djing


okay too many whiskey sours are driving this post. happy weekending

toast

i'm soooo tired. i am devoid of plus.

when i get annoyed...

i apparently make a bangin' muffin.

so i spent most of last night watching dogman and gregdog drunkenly wrestle in my living room while uncle jesse watched buffy the vampire slayer.

hey you guys know that giant vase in my living room? how many 40s do you think would fit in there? greg thinks like 20, i think like maybe 10.

so anyways uncle jesse and i are dying to have an excellent party before the semester starts. i don't go back until the 27th, what about you guys? i talked to some doggensteins last night and there's talk of premiering (dun dun DUHHHHH!) THE BUG MOVIE (or at least the trailer) at such a party.

i might even make a themed cocktail. whoaaaa whoa! jangula would dj, obvs, but mabes salz/darn/grayg could get in there too?

let me know all y'alls weekend availability and i dont want none of that "meh meh meh" bullshit.

stay warm and remember...casa del botsford y elliott is always open for those city-goers.


PS babysitting in NYC is like major cash$ and you guys should all be mannies. i got paid good dough today for eating pizza with a six year old and taking him to a puppy store.

PPS i am tempted.

i'm hungry

dan, your name is danberg, not dandog. COME ON. ??

Well, Greg brought me back to Syracuse/Tully the other day and i treated him to such small town pleasures as church thrift shops and snow mobile bars. He especially liked that there's a town called "Manlius". I seen that town my whole life and never realized how funny the name is. It's kind of like how I think "Yonkers" is hilarious but it doesn't phase you city people at all.
oH I also feel that I should mention the good times had at Dogmin's (that's how greg's cell phone says it) home in Park Slope. Gabe was there and Peter(andrew's dad) drew my portrait and read us some of his poetry/inspirational quotes. it was fuckin' cool.
I'm going to San Fran tomorrow and I will try to keep you guys posted on the funny town names.
always remember: Be nice, Sell stuff, Have fun, Be the best! It's the Nice n' Easy way, and the only way. Think about it.
- arielle

oh yeah, gabs i gotta send you those 2 songs..how?
are you even reading this? is anyone?.. only time will tell...

the vodka demons of bushwick

clawed my brains out this morning but i recovered beautifully. i don't really remember anyone leaving but i do remember my saying "i'm really drunk" to a pack of people in the morning.

aree ill, you left a bottle of whine here. dogglesmon, you left a bottle of peach andre. your grape products are safe as we all know i will die if i imbibe them.

take your ibuprofen and, yes, your emer-gen-c.
please can we all chill again soon? utilize the break and the fact that i rarely have roommates (uncle jessseeee)

thank you guys for a really sweet night. i hope 2000-grind, 2000-slime, 2000-fine, 2000-mine is as great as 2000-great was supposed to be.

lots and lots of love,

miss botsford

PS gabriella please post the pictures from last night?